Hilarious episode

Decently funny… more importantly, how did they do that?

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Other News : Colt McCoy is coming back for his senior season. That’s right. Heisman winning - championship ring toting Colt McCoy is coming back. Did I speak too soon on the second part?

Sometimes… you just gotta step out of the box and do something special… I don’t think today was my day.

SNL is sorta back… and sorta funny. Actually, its just a few funny clips book-ending a bunch of really bad ones… However, I had to highlight some activities :

1. Mark Whalberg talks to animals — Watch a mark whalberg movie… than watch this.

2. Then Mark gotta kinda mad about this…. some of this is tongue in cheek but he reportedly was not happy :

3. So , SNL brought him back this week. He popped up in a couple of very short things, looking for andy samberg and then they finally had their interaction :

Also, Sarah Palin showed up in the intro :

and later in the daily news :

The first one was pretty funny, and I include the second one for the pretty funny dance moves

I went a day without posting something on the site… mostly due to the fact I am working on a re-design. (Going about as well as the Bucket of Awesome’s … trying not to do the whole month of downtime thing)

Even though Heroes went from being the best show on TV to almost completely unwatchable in less than a season, you gotta still love Hayden. Here she is :

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I read this article by the Chicago Tribune that says McCain is 6 times more likely to die in office than Barack. That seemed like a bold statement based mostly on a lot of interpretation of medical records. So, I wanted to go above and beyond and do some REAL scientific research on the matter. 

First off I had to compile some statistics on both candidates, and after some heavy lifting (had to go to the 2nd result in Google for these) I found the following : 

McCain is old. Really Old. 1936 is like a different millienia. In 1936 the average cost of a new house was $3,925.00. The average income was $1,713.00 . I spent that much on redbull last month. A loaf of bread was 8 cents and a pound of hamburger meat was 12 cents. No wonder McCain doesn’t know the price of milk.

What I am trying to say is that McCain lived in an era BEFORE the invention of the ball-point pen (1938) and over a decade before the Frisbee was invented. How do you live in an era without Frisbee!?!?! 

So, McCain also smoked for a while but eventually quit. He actually has a BMI of 24 (recommended is 22-25… didn’t see that coming) and I percieve him to be mostly a pessimistic guy. Maybe thats just me. Some might say he is sadistic. My results take both into account just in case.

I took this information and threw it into everyone’s favorite Death Calculator (THE DEATH CLOCK) and found out that McCain is actually already dead. Thats right folks. McCain is completely and utterly not alive. A walking corpse, probably running off some sort of futuristic japanese technology. In fact, he died in the 90’s. YIKES. So, just throwing it out there, McCain won’t “live” through his presidency but he also won’t “die.” The nice thing about being dead, it can’t happen twice. So seriously, stop with the fear-mongering about Palin taking over. It won’t happen.

Just to make sure Barack isn’t left out of the equation I had to run his numbers also. He’s not as interesting. He’s from the 60’s so he probably did a lot of drugs or something… he didn’t get to witness the invention of awesome things like the helicopter and he was born into a world with Frisbees. He doesn’t have the same kind of perspective. However, he does smoke, and apparently still does to this day though they do a good job of hiding it. So that throws a little loop into our processing. Nonetheless, the boy stays in shape, is very positive (that whole hope thing) and has a long life to look forward to. He will die in 2052, so he’s got plenty of time. By that time a lot of crazy things could happen… we could live forever, or we could find something better than frisbees.

SO I guess what I am trying to say is that if your vote depends on if Palin is going to be President. Don’t worry about it. Both candidates have a long future ahead of them. I’m not really sure when McCain will be done… probably when the disintegration of his corpse gets too far to cover up, but they both should last at least 4 years.

I’m a Bo Burnham fan… which I wouldn’t have to tell you if you saw my favorites list. And Good ol’ Bo was just signed to be a writer for Judd Apatow’s next flick. Yes, that Judd Apatow, of Knocked Up, Superbad, Freaks & Geeks, 40 year old virgin fame… the comedy measuring stick for the last couple of years. Pretty good deal for an 18 year old to hook up with that kind of power after just a few years of filming himself in his room while still living with his parents. On his site he even mentions the camera sits on a stack of books because a tripod is too expensive… wow. Well, now he should have some cash.

Youtube finally makes someone rich who isn’t Chris Crocker or that Chocolate Rain Guy.

I did see him on one of the late late shows. I think it was Carson Daily so like a 3rd string show but still cool to see him on TV . Lyrics. Are . Ridiculous.

Check him out on TV : Bo is appearing on Spike’s show this Saturday night Oct 4th @ midnight on FOX

Even if you watched the premiere… you didn’t see these. Cut scenes from Episode 1 : Weight Loss

Numero Uno :

Clip 2

Just watch this, he rips them one…. with a smile on his face.

Robert Downey Jr., Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Mathew McConaughey,Nick Nolte and one or two other big stars (one of which took me half the movie to realize) come together in what may be the most ridiculous plot for a movie ever.

They are actors recreating a secret Vietnam mission that went awry and the heroic exploits that followed. OK thats not so crazy, but throw in the drug-addict Jack Black, Robert Downey as an australian actor in black face and a water buffalo…. and you have a strange string of events.

I saw the trailer and was actually interested because it was so off the wall, and thats exactly what carries this movie through. If it any point it tried to be serious it would have lost me but it was just so…. different that I enjoyed it quite a bit, as did the rest of the theater.

I give it up to Robert Downey and Jack Black for having the best lines in this movie, and Ben Stiller for not over-doing it (which he can do oh so very easily). So if your in for something different, I think yo ushould check this out. Don’t push it aside because you’ve spent all your money on the Dark Knight and Pineapple Express. This is worth a viewing in my opinion . (I have a feeling some .. probably the more mature… will hate it.)